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How technology would have made the Fellowship’s life easier<\/a>. And by clicking on the option button, they could have spotted the Denny’s and Barnes & Nobles along the way.<\/p>\n

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How technology would have made the Fellowship’s life easier. And by clicking on the option button, they could have spotted the Denny’s and Barnes & Nobles along the way. 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