{"id":32137,"date":"2013-01-10T23:35:09","date_gmt":"2013-01-11T06:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/01\/10\/parental-level-up.html"},"modified":"2013-01-10T23:35:09","modified_gmt":"2013-01-11T06:35:09","slug":"parental-level-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/01\/10\/parental-level-up.html","title":{"rendered":"Parental Level-Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heh. \u00a0Been there, checked in the game FAQ about that &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reshared post from +<a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/110158219259075510676'>Andrew Eva<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Fatherhood Achievement Unlocked: <i>Epic Spitup<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>New Skills obtained:<br \/>Girlish Scream level 2<br \/>Laundry level 1<br \/>Baby Handling level 4<\/p>\n<p>New Items in the Item Shop:<br \/>Spitup rag<br \/>Bottle Warmer <br \/>Spare Shirts<\/p>\n<p>Unlocked:<br \/>Epic soiled diaper challenge <br \/>Frantic pointless phone calls to pediatrician<br \/>Humility <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style='clear:both;'> <strong>Google+:<\/strong> <a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/RhRayPNbAef' target='_new'>View post on Google+<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heh. \u00a0Been there, checked in the game FAQ about that &#8230; Reshared post from +Andrew Eva Fatherhood Achievement Unlocked: Epic Spitup New Skills obtained:Girlish Scream level 2Laundry level 1Baby Handling level 4 New Items in the Item Shop:Spitup ragBottle Warmer Spare Shirts Unlocked:Epic soiled diaper challenge Frantic pointless phone calls to pediatricianHumility Google+: View post &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/01\/10\/parental-level-up.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Parental Level-Up&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":51513,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/06\/19\/an-epic-new-film-with-alan-rickman.html","url_meta":{"origin":32137,"position":0},"title":"An epic new film with Alan Rickman","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 19-Jun-15 8:50am","format":false,"excerpt":"Epic. 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