Event 1<\/u><\/p>\n
DAVE: “Katherine, how old are you?” (Prepares to show her two fingers, knowing that she doesn’t know how old she is.)
\nKATHERINE: “I two-anna-half<\/i>!”
\nDAVE: “!!!”<\/p>\n
Event 2<\/u><\/p>\n
DAVE: “Tell me about the Christmas ornaments on the tree.”
\nKATHERINE: (Points to elephant) “Dat my elly!” (Points to boat) “Dat Mommy’s boat.” (Points to camel)
\nDAVE: (Waits for her to say, “Dat Daddy’s camel,” knowing that she doesn’t know the second person possessive pronoun.)
\nKATHERINE: “Dat your <\/i>camel.”
\nDAVE: “!!!”<\/p>\n
Coincidentally, we got call today that we’ve gotten a spot in the pre-school registration for South Suburban Rec District in the next few weeks. And just in time, I’d say …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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