{"id":32618,"date":"2013-02-24T22:03:10","date_gmt":"2013-02-25T05:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/02\/24\/the-academy-awards.html"},"modified":"2013-02-24T22:03:10","modified_gmt":"2013-02-25T05:03:10","slug":"the-academy-awards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/02\/24\/the-academy-awards.html","title":{"rendered":"The Academy Awards"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gpb-content\"><i>&#39;If you can go past those awful idiot faces on the bleachers outside the theater without a sense of the collapse of the human intelligence; if you can stand the hailstorm of flash bulbs popping at the poor patient actors who, like kings and queens, have never the right to look bored; if you can glance out over this gathered assemblage of what is supposed to be the elite of Hollywood and say to yourself without a sinking feeling, \u201cIn these hands lie the destinies of the only original art the modern world has conceived\u201d; if you can laugh, and you probably will, at the cast-off jokes from the comedians on the stage, stuff that wasn&#39;t good enough to use on their radio shows; if you can stand the fake sentimentality and the platitudes of the officials and the mincing elocution of the glamour queens (you ought to hear them with four martinis down the hatch); if you can do all these things with grace and pleasure, and not have a wild and forsaken horror at the thought that most of these people actually take this shoddy performance seriously; and if you can then go out into the night to see half the police force of Los Angeles gathered to protect the golden ones from the mob in the free seats but not from that awful moaning sound they give out, like destiny whistling through a hollow shell; if you can do all these things and still feel next morning that the picture business is worth the attention of one single intelligent, artistic mind, then in the picture business you certainly belong\u00a0because this sort of vulgarity, the very vulgarity from which the Oscars are made, is the inevitable price that Hollywood exacts from each of its serfs.&#39;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Raymond Chandler<\/p><\/div>\n<p class='gpb-article' style='clear:both;'>\n<div style='height:120px;width:120px;overflow:hidden;float:left;margin-top:0px;padding-top:0px;margin-right:10px;vertical-align:top;text-align:center;clear:both;'>\n                                                    <img style='max-width:none;' src='https:\/\/images3-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com\/gadgets\/proxy?url=http:\/\/wist.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/wist_title_lg.gif&#038;container=focus&#038;gadget=a&#038;rewriteMime=image\/*&#038;refresh=31536000&#038;resize_h=150&#038;resize_w=150&#038;no_expand=1' border='0' \/>\n                                                <\/div>\n<p>                                                <a href='http:\/\/wist.info\/chandler-raymond\/20315\/'>&#8220;Oscar Night in Hollywood,&#8221; The Atlantic (Mar 1948)<\/a><br \/>\n                                                If you can go past those awful idiot faces on the bleachers outside the theater without a sense of the collapse of the human intelligence; if you can stand the hailstorm of flash bulbs popping at t&#8230;&#8230;\n                                            <\/p>\n<p class='gpb-links' style='clear:both;'> <a class='gpb-linkback' href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/hpuDvp4e3BU' target='_new'>View this post on Google+<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#39;If you can go past those awful idiot faces on the bleachers outside the theater without a sense of the collapse of the human intelligence; if you can stand the hailstorm of flash bulbs popping at the poor patient actors who, like kings and queens, have never the right to look bored; if you can &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/02\/24\/the-academy-awards.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Academy Awards&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":130708,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/05\/20\/on-medieval-queens-and-diversity.html","url_meta":{"origin":32618,"position":0},"title":"On Medieval Queens and Diversity","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 20-May-16 3:52am","format":false,"excerpt":"In a world of a million interpretations of Shakespeare, a UKIP bigot getting snotty about a medieval queen's TV portrayal is dodgy to begin with. 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