{"id":3552,"date":"2002-10-29T08:06:56","date_gmt":"2002-10-29T13:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=3552"},"modified":"2014-12-09T18:03:19","modified_gmt":"2014-12-10T01:03:19","slug":"flaky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/10\/29\/flaky.html","title":{"rendered":"Flaky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m home with Kitten this morning, as Margie braves the snow on the way to work.  Well, that&#8217;s a bit hyperbolic &#8212; the roads looked damped, but little actually sticking to them.  But that gave me a chance to be exposed to Kitten&#8217;s early morning process &#8212; a lengthy period of babbling and talking to herself in some sort of audible monolog of playing with he stuffed animals (and at least one loud call for &#8220;Doyce!&#8221;), followed by her coming into the room and playing games with Mommy.<\/p>\n<p>She was surprised to find Daddy in bed, too.  Much giggly fun ensued.<\/p>\n<p>Once Mommy had left for work, Daddy was faced with insistent demands to go out and play with &#8220;snowball!&#8221;  So Daddy let her, and there was much fun, until Daddy decided that was Long Enough and it was Time to Come In, Lest Ye Get Cold.<\/p>\n<p>Much boo-hooing ensued.<\/p>\n<p>Just another day in Paradise.<\/p>\n<p><u>UPDATE<\/u>:<\/p>\n<p class=\"block\">VOICE-OVER:  &#8220;<i>Teletubbies <\/i>is made possible by a grant from &#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nDADDY:  (Dread in his voice)  Katherine, you don&#8217;t want to &#8230;<br \/>\nKATHERINE:  &#8220;TAY-TUYYIES!  TAY-TUYYIES!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><p><u>UPDATE<\/u>:<\/p>\n<p><i>Dora the Explorer<\/i>, on the other hand, rocks, as does watching Katherine interact with it.<\/p>\n<p><u>UPDATE<\/u>:<\/p>\n<p>Katherine&#8217;s imagination continues to burgeon.<\/p>\n<p class=\"block\">KATHERINE:  I want my worm!  I want my worm! 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