Dear Mr. Pasta Man,<\/i><\/p>\n
First off, I must say that it was truly refreshing to find in my burgeoning spam folder something that said “Eat More Pasta!” as the subject line, rather than an admonition to refinance, obtain low-cost insurance, recover hidden money in Nigeria, spy on my friends, or observe barely legal teens doing what barely legal teens have done since time immemorial. It is also far more likely to actually occur.<\/i><\/p>\n
That having been said, concluding the message with …<\/i><\/p>\n
This was a ONE TIME E-MAIL you will not receive this e-mail again!!
\nIf you still would like to be removed from our recurring e-mail list we will be happy to do this.<\/p>\n
… sends something of a mixed message.<\/i><\/p>\n
How about I rat you out to your ISP instead?<\/i><\/p>\n
Sincerely,<\/i><\/p>\n
*** Dave<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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