{"id":3710,"date":"2002-10-03T07:01:33","date_gmt":"2002-10-03T12:01:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=3710"},"modified":"2002-10-03T07:01:33","modified_gmt":"2002-10-03T12:01:33","slug":"pardon_me_while","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/10\/03\/pardon_me_while.html","title":{"rendered":"Pardon me while I rest my eyes &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kitten this week has decided that There Be Monsters.  Or she&#8217;s had a couple of nightmares combined with gas pains.  In either case, she&#8217;s spent most evenings this week with at least one bout of being up in the middle of the night, demanding love and hugs and attention.<\/p>\n<p>Margie has borne about 70% of this, I think (it may be more, if I managed to sleep through any of the episodes).  Last night it was pretty even.  Around 3 or so, she got up, in response to the wailing child.  The baby monitor, alas, is good enough to transmit sound, but not <i>quite <\/i>good enough to actually understand what&#8217;s being said.  I heard prolonged comforting and discussion about this and that.<\/p>\n<p>Then it sounded like Katherine wanted to go potty.  No, she wanted to go in Mommy &#038; Daddy&#8217;s bathroom.  On the way, we paid a visit to Daddy, who obligingly sat up and muttered something encouraging.<\/p>\n<p>Shortly thereafter, evidently out of ideas, and with Katherine unwilling to go back to sleep in her room, Margie tried bringing her into our bed, in hope that she&#8217;d be comforted by our presence and swiftly fall fast asleep.<\/p>\n<p>I think that&#8217;s called <i>projection<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, Katherine associates Mommy &#038; Daddy&#8217;s bed with weekend morning play time.  To be fair, though, she did give it the old college try.  It wasn&#8217;t her fault that a car drove down the street, requiring extensive commentary.  Or that Indy-kitty decided to jump up onto the bed, too, at one point.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, it became clear it wasn&#8217;t working.  That&#8217;s when Bad Daddy swung into action, removing her to her own room.<\/p>\n<p>Long wails and moans and gnashing of teeth (and a bit of door pounding) later, Bad Daddy decided he needed to be the one to get up and comfort her.  He observed it was already 4:30a, so he had to get up in half an hour anyway.  <\/p>\n<p>Katherine was delighted to see me, and proceeded to show me how she plays in the morning &#8212; arranging towels and blankets on the floor for her stuffed animals to sleep on, etc.  She very cutely put down on the floor a pillow and a book and a sippy cup for each of us.  Daddy took the hint and lay down on the pillow, on the desperate chance that she would do the same and fall fast asleep.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, right.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to get back into my room by the time my alarm went off (having failed to turn it off when I arose, zombie-like).  So as the clock ticked down, I changed Katherine&#8217;s diaper, and sadly told her that Daddy had to go.  She protested quietly at this, but seemed to have calmed down some, and consented to lying up on the bed.  I read her a short book (Boynton&#8217;s <i>But Not the Hippopotamus<\/i>), gave her a kiss, and snuck out.<\/p>\n<p>To find Margie lying over on my side of the bed.  &#8220;How do you turn off this thing, instead of just making it snooze,&#8221; she said, referring to the alarm clock, which was announcing 5:01.<\/p>\n<p>I gave her a quick debrief on the child, and took my shower.<\/p>\n<p>So if I seem a bit bleary-eyed or groggy today, or unable to end a blog post with a witty comment &#8230; well, there you go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kitten this week has decided that There Be Monsters. Or she&#8217;s had a couple of nightmares combined with gas pains. 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