{"id":372,"date":"2003-04-25T21:12:14","date_gmt":"2003-04-26T02:12:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=372"},"modified":"2014-06-13T17:26:09","modified_gmt":"2014-06-13T23:26:09","slug":"the_book_of_los","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2003\/04\/25\/the_book_of_los.html","title":{"rendered":"The Book of Lost Commentary Tracks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pardon me while I laugh up a lung <a title=\"McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Unused Audio Commentary By Howard Zinn &#038; Noam Chomsky, Recorded Summer, 2002, for The Fellowship of the Ring Platinum Series Extended Edition DVD, Part One\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/2003\/04\/22fellowship.html\">here<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p class=\"block\">Chomsky: But we will address that later. Here we have Pippin and Merry stealing a bunch of fireworks and setting them off. 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