{"id":3743,"date":"2003-04-03T11:15:52","date_gmt":"2003-04-03T16:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=3743"},"modified":"2003-04-03T11:15:52","modified_gmt":"2003-04-03T16:15:52","slug":"if_i_only_had_t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2003\/04\/03\/if_i_only_had_t.html","title":{"rendered":"If I only had time"},"content":{"rendered":"

Brad Christensen’s page has a wonderful collection of e-conversations he’s had with various Nigerian scam artists<\/a>. I’ve only begun browsing, but the “Dr. Elvis” mad bird-watcher one is pretty damned entertaining.<\/p>\n

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Brad Christensen’s page has a wonderful collection of e-conversations he’s had with various Nigerian scam artists. I’ve only begun browsing, but the “Dr. Elvis” mad bird-watcher one is pretty damned…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2623,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/05\/28\/scammy_goodness.html","url_meta":{"origin":3743,"position":0},"title":"Scammy goodness","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 28-May-02 2:13pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Here's a nice article in the Register on sites devoted to the Nigerian 419 scam (\"Help us defraud the government\/contractors by giving us your bank account so we can deposit...","rel":"","context":"In "Hi-Tech"","block_context":{"text":"Hi-Tech","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/hi-tech"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":50029,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/04\/09\/incredible-again-i-hope.html","url_meta":{"origin":3743,"position":1},"title":"Incredible Again (I Hope)","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 9-Apr-15 2:40pm","format":false,"excerpt":"I am always a little leery about sequels to films I really, really, really like. 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