{"id":383,"date":"2003-04-25T08:36:53","date_gmt":"2003-04-25T13:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=383"},"modified":"2003-04-25T08:36:53","modified_gmt":"2003-04-25T13:36:53","slug":"when_toddlers_a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2003\/04\/25\/when_toddlers_a.html","title":{"rendered":"When toddlers attack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aw, man, I wish I&#8217;d had a video camera.  Two three-year-olds went missing for some hours, then showed back up at home, stark nekkid, holding a table lamp.  There were fears they might have been molested, until <a title=\"Yahoo! News - Toddler Twins Go on Rampage, Shed Clothes\" href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story2&#038;cid=573&#038;e=2&#038;u=\/nm\/rampage_dc\">the truth came out<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p class=\"block\">But a call from a neighbor to report a suspected burglary revealed the boys had broken into a nearby house and gone berserk, emptying out drawers, bouncing on beds, scribbling on walls and gobbling up orange-flavored vitamin pills. <br \/>\nThe twins discarded their clothes after getting covered in shampoo and toothpaste after a rampage through the bathroom, squeezing out bottles and tubes. <br \/>\nThey grabbed a bedside light and took it away with them thinking it would help them find their way home in the dark.<\/p>\n<p>I think most parents reading this will either cringe, guffaw, or both.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm.  Maybe making the moral of &#8220;Goldilocks and the Three Bears&#8221; be that you shouldn&#8217;t go poking around in strange houses wasn&#8217;t such a bad idea.<\/p>\n<p><small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anadandy.com\/weblog\/archives\/000515.html#000515\">Anne<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aw, man, I wish I&#8217;d had a video camera. Two three-year-olds went missing for some hours, then showed back up at home, stark nekkid, holding a table lamp. There were&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parenting"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}