{"id":38552,"date":"2013-08-23T07:52:11","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T13:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/08\/23\/nerdy-history-jokes.html"},"modified":"2013-08-23T07:52:11","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T13:52:11","slug":"nerdy-history-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/08\/23\/nerdy-history-jokes.html","title":{"rendered":"Nerdy History Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gpb-content\">Weeeellll, only if you stretch the point. \u00a0Some are more science and poli-sci jokes Plus\u00a0a math one. And some I heard in 4th grade. A few are downright funny, though.<\/p>\n<p>But I didn&#39;t get #2, so I guess I&#39;m not a history nerd. \u00a0Well, there goes all that college money down the drain &#8212; sorry, Mom &amp; Dad.<\/p>\n<p>(h\/t <span class=\"proflinkWrapper\"><span class=\"proflinkPrefix\">+<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/105906027867306495546\" class=\"proflink\" oid=\"105906027867306495546\">DeAnna Knippling<\/a><\/span>)<\/div>\n<p class='gpb-article' style='clear:both;'>\n<div style='height:120px;width:120px;overflow:hidden;float:left;margin-top:0px;padding-top:0px;margin-right:10px;vertical-align:top;text-align:center;clear:both;'>\n                                                    <img style='max-width:none;' src='https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/ssYx6b1XD61byQP05v3zq7N8X6t1-Swr8SXleKT4d_-MzIguxVNFlOp9y52ZWznWmMFMUwaTb6BNWOKjtIb1M1ALhDdB9AfPUI9Y2AK4JsBHQi0HeZfrtdqSo5Ga6ohgAhgg7RvKHHtRwIGZs_ti=w120-h120' border='0' \/>\n                                                <\/div>\n<p>                                                <a href='http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/alexnaidus\/amazingly-nerdy-history-jokes'>21 Jokes Only History Nerds Will Understand<\/a><br \/>\n                                                The past is doomed to be hilarious.\n                                            <\/p>\n<p class='gpb-links' style='clear:both;'> <a class='gpb-linkback' href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/ey4kXWJQur6' target='_new'>View this post on Google+<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weeeellll, only if you stretch the point. \u00a0Some are more science and poli-sci jokes Plus\u00a0a math one. And some I heard in 4th grade. A few are downright funny, though. But I didn&#39;t get #2, so I guess I&#39;m not a history nerd. \u00a0Well, there goes all that college money down the drain &#8212; sorry, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/08\/23\/nerdy-history-jokes.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Nerdy History Jokes&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":129527,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/01\/21\/fart-jokes-and-professional-farting-are-nothing-new.html","url_meta":{"origin":38552,"position":0},"title":"Fart jokes &#8212; and professional farting &#8212; are nothing new","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 21-Jan-16 10:26am","format":false,"excerpt":"Apparently in the Dark Ages, before cable and streaming video, someone who could fart on cue, or even fart musically, was a heck of a lot more entertaining than yet one more verse of \"Greensleeves.\" The True Story of Roland the Farter, and How the Internet Killed Professional Flatulence Roland,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~PlusPosts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":43838,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/07\/25\/snarky-advice-and-reductio-ad-absurdem.html","url_meta":{"origin":38552,"position":1},"title":"Snarky advice and reductio ad absurdem","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 25-Jul-14 9:38am","format":false,"excerpt":"Do like.Reshared post from +Ralf Haringvia\u00a0http:\/\/mostlysignssomeportents.tumblr.com\/post\/92606477500\/dunebat-coldswarkids-edwardspoonhands\ufeff View this post on Google+","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~PlusPosts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/no%2Bwifi.png.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":131355,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/08\/26\/some-funny-jokes.html","url_meta":{"origin":38552,"position":2},"title":"Some funny jokes","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 26-Aug-16 4:38am","format":false,"excerpt":"And a few that aren't so funny, and some gratuitous f-bombs, but, still, some funny jokes \/ one-liners. 22 Jokes That Are Just Really Fucking Clever \"What idiot called it 'insomnia' and not 'resisting a rest?'\" View on Google+","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~PlusPosts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":37942,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/06\/29\/science-nerd-jokes.html","url_meta":{"origin":38552,"position":3},"title":"Science Nerd Jokes","author":"***Dave","date":"Sat 29-Jun-13 12:16pm","format":false,"excerpt":"HA!Reshared post from +George Wiman\"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?\" 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand Or people with questionable senses of humor. 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