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\"*Slosh*\"
\nYou will sink in a mire. You like to think you’re
normal, but deep down you really just want to
strip off your clothes and roll around in
chicken fat.<\/small><\/i>
\n
\nWhat horrible Edward Gorey Death will you <\/i>die?<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

(via Andrea<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You will sink in a mire. You like to think you’renormal, but deep down you really just want tostrip off your clothes and roll around inchicken fat. 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