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He&#8217;s got a knife!","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 6-Mar-03 11:24am","format":false,"excerpt":"In yet another example of the ZT insanity gripping our schools, a six year old, who was so proud that he'd learned to butter his bread in the school cafeteria...","rel":"","context":"In &quot;ZT &amp; PC&quot;","block_context":{"text":"ZT &amp; PC","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/zt-pc"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":131589,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/09\/21\/just-in-case-you-thought-stupid-zero-tolerance-school-rules-were-passe.html","url_meta":{"origin":3932,"position":1},"title":"Just in case you thought stupid Zero Tolerance school rules were passe","author":"***Dave","date":"Wed 21-Sep-16 4:37am","format":false,"excerpt":"Kid finds knife in a used backpack his mom bought him at Goodwill.Kid turns in knife to his teacher.Kid gets suspended for a year (later reduced to 30 days) for having a knife at school.School district's official statement: \"Coldwater Community Schools does not disclose information regarding the discipline of individual\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~PlusPosts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1912,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/04\/10\/zt_phone_home.html","url_meta":{"origin":3932,"position":2},"title":"ZT, Phone Home","author":"***Dave","date":"Wed 10-Apr-02 7:18am","format":false,"excerpt":"An independent hearing examiner has ordered a straight-A sixth grader not be expelled for having brought a steak knife to class. 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