{"id":39872,"date":"2013-12-03T14:20:05","date_gmt":"2013-12-03T21:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/12\/03\/things-you-can-learn-on-the-internet.html"},"modified":"2013-12-03T14:20:05","modified_gmt":"2013-12-03T21:20:05","slug":"things-you-can-learn-on-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/12\/03\/things-you-can-learn-on-the-internet.html","title":{"rendered":"Things You Can Learn on the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"
Weasels and Sin-Happy Vacationists are both prone to overrunning, it seems.<\/p>\n

Reshared post from +Yonatan Zunger<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Useful things you, too, can learn from this pulp cover, brought to us by +<\/span>Pulp Covers<\/a><\/span>:<\/p>\n

(1) The proper use of a weasel as a m\u00eal\u00e9e weapon. Note how our model keeps his off-hand at the base of the weasel's tail, and his dominant hand immediately above it, grasping the hind legs so that they do not claw him. This has the advantage of giving the weasel extra rigidity when using it as a blunt weapon; of keeping its front claws and teeth exposed to point at people; and, if it becomes necessary to engage a target at a distance, by simply releasing his dominant hand our model is in a perfect position to convert his weasel to a thrown weapon.<\/p>\n

This will be useful if you ever find yourself needing to use a weasel as a protective weapon.\u00a0<\/p>\n

(2) Weasels are, apparently, susceptible to zombie infection as well, at which point they will descend upon unsuspecting humans and devour them. Or possibly these are the result of a mad weasel-piranha hybridization experiment gone wrong. Either way, when you encounter large swarms of angry weasels, this illustrates why you should not get in the water with them.<\/p>\n

(3) Sin-happy vacationists are overrunning Cape Cod. This may also be related to the weasels. Perhaps they are attracting them.<\/p>\n

(4) It is, apparently, an important open question whether women can justify their need for extra-marital relations. This is also, apparently, related to both weasels and killer sharks.<\/p>\n

Today's lesson brought to you by The Internet.<\/p>\n

Original photo at pulpcovers.com\/weasels-ripped-my-flesh<\/a>, because who couldn't love a URL like that?\ufeff<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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