{"id":40306,"date":"2014-01-06T17:55:48","date_gmt":"2014-01-07T00:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/01\/06\/add-these-to-reasons-i-would-rather-not-be-a-cop.html"},"modified":"2014-01-07T08:44:35","modified_gmt":"2014-01-07T15:44:35","slug":"add-these-to-reasons-i-would-rather-not-be-a-cop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/01\/06\/add-these-to-reasons-i-would-rather-not-be-a-cop.html","title":{"rendered":"Add these to reasons I would rather not be a cop"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gpb-content\">I criticize the police in\u00a0cases of clear abuse of power, but, honestly, their jobs suck and thank God someone&#39;s willing to do them.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reshared post from +<a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/100838666651050641064'>Cracked<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>One thing \u201cCops\u201d did get right \u2013 a great many men involved in law enforcement scenarios do not care for pants.\ufeff<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p class='gpb-article' style='clear:both;'>\n<div style='height:120px;width:120px;overflow:hidden;float:left;margin-top:0px;padding-top:0px;margin-right:10px;vertical-align:top;text-align:center;clear:both;'>\n                                                    <img style='max-width:none;' src='https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/RGbvJTmgX9XVe6QkRTIQ3wK9rQ-PDnxGsqHMLtVjoyKIQ1HBILK7p7Da_oQUFhfVicPNNfr9STuwxLmYF62qQos9y59TJ1ZvKbF2GJcx=w120-h120' border='0' \/>\n                                                <\/div>\n<p>                                                <a href='http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_20841_5-things-i-learned-as-cop-that-movies-wont-show-you.html\/?utm_source=facebook&#038;utm_medium=fanpage&#038;utm_campaign=new+article&#038;wa_ibsrc=fanpage'>5 Things I Learned as a Cop (That Movies Won&#8217;t Show You)<\/a><br \/>\n                                                I used to be a cop, and what I learned on the job is that it is far more ridiculous than any fictional portrayal.\n                                            <\/p>\n<p class='gpb-links' style='clear:both;'> <a class='gpb-linkback' href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/HxUsurR5k3a' target='_new'>View this post on Google+<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I criticize the police in\u00a0cases of clear abuse of power, but, honestly, their jobs suck and thank God someone&#39;s willing to do them. 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