{"id":42562,"date":"2014-06-13T09:11:56","date_gmt":"2014-06-13T15:11:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/06\/13\/this-ones-for-kay-4.html"},"modified":"2014-06-13T15:16:31","modified_gmt":"2014-06-13T21:16:31","slug":"this-ones-for-kay-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/06\/13\/this-ones-for-kay-4.html","title":{"rendered":"This one&#39;s for Kay"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gpb-content\">Now I have a goal for Fathers Day: how many times can I make her groan (that don&#39;t involve our watching more B5)?<\/p>\n<p>(h\/t <span class=\"proflinkWrapper\"><span class=\"proflinkPrefix\">+<\/span><a class=\"proflink\" href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/103748887870095862080\" oid=\"103748887870095862080\">Les Jenkins<\/a><\/span>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reshared post from +<a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/113493854651753327245'>Mashable<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Start getting ready for Father&#39;s Day with these eye-roll-inducing dad jokes: \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/on.mash.to\/1itNobi\">http:\/\/on.mash.to\/1itNobi<\/a>\ufeff<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<div class='gpb-video'><iframe type='text\/html' width='100%' height='385' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ol_C9FqkBIg' frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p class='gpb-links' style='clear:both;'> <a class='gpb-linkback' href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/MoTiMAGrTyu' target='_new'>View this post on Google+<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now I have a goal for Fathers Day: how many times can I make her groan (that don&#39;t involve our watching more B5)? 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A few are downright funny, though.But I didn't get #2, so I guess I'm not a history nerd. \u00a0Well, there goes all that college money down\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~PlusPosts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7134,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/10\/21\/heh_7.html","url_meta":{"origin":42562,"position":4},"title":"Heh","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 21-Oct-04 10:03pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Amusing jokes, via the Defective Yeti. 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