Margie and have … um … organizational difficulties.<\/p>\n
In other words, we have a problem with the house being a mess.<\/p>\n
This is not genetic. Both of us come from very neat and tidy households. We just have … challenges. Or, for the business-speaking of you in our studio audience, “opportunities.” Lots and lots of opportunities. Opportunities stacked up all over the place. Tons of —<\/p>\n
But I digress.<\/p>\n
So Margie and I have been talking about it, and done some brainstorming, and come up with some ideas that I think will help us (a) get stuff put away around the entire house, and (b) help us maintain that relative state of cleanliness.<\/p>\n
But Margie reports a problem with our plan. One that gives us a seductive “out.”<\/p>\n
See, since we were doing Nobilis at our house on Saturday, I had to clean up the family room so that the floor, coffee table, and hearth were clear.<\/p>\n
From an IM session this morning.<\/p>\n
Margie says<\/b>: There is a problem with our cleaning.
\n***Dave says<\/b>: What’s that?
\nMargie says<\/b>: Now that the hearth is cleaned off, Katherine keeps wanting to climb, stand, jump on it.
\n***Dave says<\/b>: \ud83d\ude1b
\nMargie says<\/b>: That’s about it.
\n***Dave says<\/b>: So what we need to do is cover every part of the house with papers and crap, and then Kitten will be safe.<\/p>\n
Which, of course, gives us the great motivator to maintain <\/i>our current level of messiness: <\/p>\n
Do it for the children!<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n
Safety is, after all, Job One.<\/p>\n
Hrm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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