{"id":4299,"date":"2003-09-29T06:54:06","date_gmt":"2003-09-29T13:54:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=4299"},"modified":"2003-09-29T06:54:06","modified_gmt":"2003-09-29T13:54:06","slug":"spam_and_yeggs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2003\/09\/29\/spam_and_yeggs.html","title":{"rendered":"Spam and Yeggs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There were 217 of the little buggers in my inbox this morning.  Yeesh!<\/p>\n<p>Some highlights:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>No need to worry about wrinkles!<\/b> &#8211; Thank goodness, because I was about to buy some expensive skin cream I was told about in this e-mail I got, but if you say there&#8217;s no reason to worry about wrinkles, then I won&#8217;t!  I feel so liberated!\n<li><b>Get Visibly Larger<\/b> &#8211; Heck, Margie can do that for me already.  She just bakes a big batch of cookies and my waistline &#8212; wait, what did you think I meant?\n<li><b>Is your friend sleeping with your boyfriend?<\/b> &#8211;  That would be disturbing &#8230; on a number of levels.\n<li><b>Lengthen and Enlarge<\/b> &#8211; Not to be confused with Engulf &#038; Devour.\n<li><b>What&#8217;s your spouse browsing on the web?<\/b> &#8211; This.\n<li><b>You got jipped on that loan<\/b> &#8211; And you got gypped on your spelling education (not to mention your cultural sensitivity training).\n<li><b>WOMEN, ARE YOU satisfied with your BREAST?  If not then read it!!!<\/b> &#8211; No, wait &#8212; let me &#8212; hold on, my eyesight&#8217;s not what it used to be &#8212; let me get closer &#8230;\n<li><b>Wanna be a Bionic lover?<\/b> &#8211; That implies, um, replacing parts that, uh, well, I&#8217;d expect a lot more than $6 million in compensation.<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There were 217 of the little buggers in my inbox this morning. Yeesh! 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