Money<\/p>\n
It can buy a Bed, but not Sleep.<\/p>\n
It can buy a Clock, but not Time.<\/p>\n
It can buy you a Book, but not Knowledge.<\/p>\n
It can buy you a Position, but not Respect.<\/p>\n
It can buy you Medicine, but not Health.<\/p>\n
It can buy you Blood, but not Life.<\/p>\n
It can buy you Sex, but not Love.<\/p>\n
So you see, money isn’t everything.<\/p>\n
And it often causes pain and suffering.<\/p>\n
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as a Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering. So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. Cash is fine. You know where I live. <\/p>\n
(via my Mom)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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