{"id":43162,"date":"2014-06-20T12:33:15","date_gmt":"2014-06-20T18:33:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/06\/20\/the-great-bank-robberies-that-arent-likely.html"},"modified":"2014-06-23T13:24:15","modified_gmt":"2014-06-23T19:24:15","slug":"the-great-bank-robberies-that-arent-likely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/06\/20\/the-great-bank-robberies-that-arent-likely.html","title":{"rendered":"The Great Bank Robberies (That Aren't Likely)"},"content":{"rendered":"
Just in case you're planning on writing a bank robbery novel. Or screenplay. Or actually planning on robbing a bank.\u00a0<\/p>\n

No wonder the serious crooks simply find ways — legal or illegal — to do it all electronically.\ufeff<\/p><\/div>\n

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5 Things Movies Get Wrong About Bank Heists (From a Guard) | Cracked.com<\/a>
\n I guarded a branch of the Federal Reserve Bank, and I can tell you with a fair degree of certainty that most bank robbers wouldn’t even make it out the door.\n <\/p>\n

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Just in case you're planning on writing a bank robbery novel. Or screenplay. Or actually planning on robbing a bank.\u00a0 No wonder the serious crooks simply find ways — legal or illegal — to do it all electronically.\ufeff 5 Things Movies Get Wrong About Bank Heists (From a Guard) | Cracked.com I guarded a branch … Continue reading “The Great Bank Robberies (That Aren't Likely)”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts","category-homeland-security"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":39563,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/11\/04\/the-bank-that-no-longer-looks-like-a-bank.html","url_meta":{"origin":43162,"position":0},"title":"The Bank That No Longer Looks Like A Bank","author":"***Dave","date":"Mon 4-Nov-13 2:41pm","format":false,"excerpt":"The Colorado National Bank Building here in Denver (17th and Champa) was built in 1915, using the same marble as was used in the Lincoln Memorial. \u00a0It was a gorgeous structure that got it dubbed as \"the bank that looks like a bank\".In 1963, a hideous upper floor addition as\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "~PlusPosts"","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":14786,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2009\/05\/13\/bank-failure.html","url_meta":{"origin":43162,"position":1},"title":"Bank Failure","author":"***Dave","date":"Wed 13-May-09 1:58pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Dead drive-thru bank at 18th and Welton.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":25762,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/01\/26\/bank-of-america-buys-silence.html","url_meta":{"origin":43162,"position":2},"title":"Bank of America buys silence","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 26-Jan-12 6:32pm","format":false,"excerpt":"I mean, that's what it really boils down to. 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