{"id":43401,"date":"2014-07-08T18:53:03","date_gmt":"2014-07-09T00:53:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/07\/08\/the-return-of-rita-skeeter.html"},"modified":"2014-07-09T20:36:54","modified_gmt":"2014-07-10T02:36:54","slug":"the-return-of-rita-skeeter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/07\/08\/the-return-of-rita-skeeter.html","title":{"rendered":"The Return of Rita Skeeter"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gpb-content\">Here&#39;s a beautiful new Potter-verse story by J K Rowling: a Rita Skeeter column on the VIP visit of &quot;Dumbledore&#39;s Army&quot; to the 2014 Quidditch World Cup in Patagonia. Delightfully scandalous \/ snarky.\ufeff<\/div>\n<p class='gpb-article' style='clear:both;'>\n<div style='overflow:hidden;margin-top:0px;padding-top:0px;margin-right:10px;vertical-align:top;text-align:center;clear:both;'>\n                                                    <img style='max-width:none;' src='https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/4XiO6zZqfB2fSHF2K-cJS8aOw3nVIde7JIl_rI0DWAkVukL85zyN_-ymKYLiD9XzgRlI71xy9xfUUaDWcjF8liTKoXK5x0oKk8FZvMjpB0IXNgM6skpTArtBSq96ZItuMxtP4xIotQIsJXiqcpT3KGxBaypqDtno0hWxfTIShAvTJtf3ki6F9A=w506-h303' border='0' \/>\n                                                <\/div>\n<p>                                                <a href='http:\/\/www.today.com\/books\/read-j-k-rowlings-new-post-latest-harry-potter-gossip-1D79887288'>Read J.K. Rowling&#8217;s new post for the latest Harry Potter &#8216;gossip&#8217;<\/a><br \/>\n                                                Can\u2019t get enough of Harry Potter? Then this is for you.\u00a0Since March, best-selling author J. K. Rowling has been writing original stories&#8230;\n                                            <\/p>\n<p class='gpb-links' style='clear:both;'> <a class='gpb-linkback' href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/b2TzYRaMHfu' target='_new'>View this post on Google+<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#39;s a beautiful new Potter-verse story by J K Rowling: a Rita Skeeter column on the VIP visit of &quot;Dumbledore&#39;s Army&quot; to the 2014 Quidditch World Cup in Patagonia. Delightfully scandalous \/ snarky.\ufeff Read J.K. Rowling&#8217;s new post for the latest Harry Potter &#8216;gossip&#8217; Can\u2019t get enough of Harry Potter? Then this is for you.\u00a0Since &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/07\/08\/the-return-of-rita-skeeter.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Return of Rita Skeeter&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,527],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts","category-harry-potter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12213,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2007\/10\/21\/thank_heavens_rita_skeete.html","url_meta":{"origin":43401,"position":0},"title":"Thank heavens Rita Skeeter didn&#8217;t get hold of this","author":"***Dave","date":"Sun 21-Oct-07 12:48pm","format":false,"excerpt":"The headlines blare!\u00a0 \"Albus Dumbledore was gay!\" Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay. 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