{"id":43473,"date":"2014-07-10T15:11:53","date_gmt":"2014-07-10T21:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/07\/10\/this-is-spinal-crap-welcome-to-the-jargon-edition.html"},"modified":"2014-07-13T10:48:23","modified_gmt":"2014-07-13T16:48:23","slug":"this-is-spinal-crap-welcome-to-the-jargon-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/07\/10\/this-is-spinal-crap-welcome-to-the-jargon-edition.html","title":{"rendered":"This Is Spinal Crap: &quot;Welcome to the Jargon&quot; Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gpb-content\">Got back the formal report from my MRI today. I have a &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>&#39;Left paracentral disc extrusion at L5-S1 which contacts the left S1 nerve root in the lateral recess, also with subligamentous extension of disc material along the dorsal aspect of S1.&#39;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Oh, boy! It&#39;s always good to get an extension, right?<\/p>\n<p>So what this means in something approaching English (per my GP) is that\u00a0I\u00a0have a disc at the L5\/S1 disc space (I always seem to have disc space problems)\u00a0that is sticking out\u00a0and running into the S1 nerve root on the left side where the S1\u00a0exits the spine. And, as I could have guessed <i>by the prickling in my <\/i><i><del>thumb<\/del><\/i><i> toes,<\/i> the S1 provides sensation to the left foot. Of which I am annoyingly lacking on the left side of same.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>So, what&#39;s next? \u00a0Again, per the doc, since this doesn&#39;t seem to be just temporary swelling (any swelling associated with whatever caused this got knocked out pretty quickly by the steroids), I need to contact the spine clinic for an appointment to look at &quot;either a trial of an injection or surgical treatment for this,&quot; oh gosh, oh golly, oh wow.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I need to work on &quot;good core strengthening&quot; to stabilize my spine. The doc&#39;s recommendation is &quot;water walking 20-30 minutes 2-3x a week.&quot; Well, heck, if I could walk on water, I probably wouldn&#39;t be having &#8230; oh, wait, you mean walking <i>in<\/i> the water. \u00a0Um, right. \u00a0That&#39;s logistically a non-trivial thing. \u00a0So we&#39;ll see what we can brainstorm.<\/p>\n<p>So &#8230; that&#39;s the state of the back and sciatica and all that good stuff. \u00a0More thrilling excess of unwanted medical information to come as it happens!<\/p>\n<p>(On the bright side, whatever I did to screw up my right thumb on 4 July is almost completely better. Man, when the warranty expires, everything starts going to hell.)\ufeff<\/p><\/div>\n<div class='gpb-photo-primary'><img src='https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/-onyshEUA2m4\/U77_QAqazUI\/AAAAAAACxLg\/uTvQaTgh1Sw\/bane%255B1%255D.jpg?imgmax=1024' border='0' style='max-width:100%;' \/><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class='gpb-links' style='clear:both;'> <a class='gpb-linkback' href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/2TKFFeT22Gi' target='_new'>View this post on Google+<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got back the formal report from my MRI today. I have a &#8230; &#39;Left paracentral disc extrusion at L5-S1 which contacts the left S1 nerve root in the lateral recess, also with subligamentous extension of disc material along the dorsal aspect of S1.&#39; Oh, boy! It&#39;s always good to get an extension, right? So what &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/07\/10\/this-is-spinal-crap-welcome-to-the-jargon-edition.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;This Is Spinal Crap: &quot;Welcome to the Jargon&quot; Edition&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":43474,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,7,653],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-plusposts","category-health","category-my-back"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/bane5B15D.jpg.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12578,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/03\/19\/speaking_of_star_trek.html","url_meta":{"origin":43473,"position":0},"title":"Speaking of Star Trek &#8230;","author":"***Dave","date":"Wed 19-Mar-08 8:48pm","format":false,"excerpt":"All the Original Series episodes (s1-3)\u00a0are online. 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