{"id":4354,"date":"2003-09-19T07:46:51","date_gmt":"2003-09-19T14:46:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=4354"},"modified":"2003-09-19T07:46:51","modified_gmt":"2003-09-19T14:46:51","slug":"avast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2003\/09\/19\/avast.html","title":{"rendered":"Avast!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thar be rumors that this be Talk Like a Pirate Day<\/a>, though, shiver me timbers, I’m not able t’hoist up that web page so far, cursed be the luck.<\/p>\n

But never ye fear, me hearties, for Cap’n Dave needs no poncy web page t’sway him into talkin’ like a pirate. For it comes as natural t’him as speakin’ in th’third person.<\/p>\n

So always remember, as this day passes by, the two letters of the pirate alphabet — aye <\/i>and aaahhhrrr<\/i>! — and remember this also, me lads and lassies …<\/p>\n

Dead men tell no tales …<\/a><\/p>\n

MORE RECENT SIGHTING<\/u>: Though me attempts to pull up the Official Page continue to founder, that comely wench, Julia<\/a>, has posted a link to Dave Barry’s column <\/a>which did make this effort known all over the Seven Seas. Yo-ho!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Thar be rumors that this be Talk Like a Pirate Day, though, shiver me timbers, I’m not able t’hoist up that web page so far, cursed be the luck. 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