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Next time you’re wondering why you don’t look like a super-model, don’t — they don’t look like themselves, either<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Yeesh. If I said that I liked the real <\/i>thing, would I get kicked out of the country or something?<\/p>\n

(via Doyce<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Next time you’re wondering why you don’t look like a super-model, don’t — they don’t look like themselves, either. Yeesh. 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