{"id":45032,"date":"2014-09-08T19:17:09","date_gmt":"2014-09-09T01:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/09\/08\/eric-cantors-cover-letter.html"},"modified":"2014-09-15T14:21:51","modified_gmt":"2014-09-15T20:21:51","slug":"eric-cantors-cover-letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/09\/08\/eric-cantors-cover-letter.html","title":{"rendered":"Eric Cantor&#8217;s Cover Letter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This would be hysterical, except for how sad it is.<\/p>\n<p><i>Originally shared by <a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930'>+Funny Or Die<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Here&#39;s Eric Cantor&#39;s cover letter that landed him his new million-dollar-a-year finance job with no finance experience: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/WI9C4L\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/WI9C4L<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div><img src='https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-_1GsUG3CO5U\/VA5DEOhg0II\/AAAAAAAAf6o\/eI1PGCMyeMk\/6ORLS.jpg?imgmax=660' \/><\/div>\n<div>\n<div style='width:50px;height:50px;display:inline-block;background-size:cover;background-image:url(\"\");'><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><font size=\"2\"><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/ZpxCZmZ1PGP'>View on Google+<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This would be hysterical, except for how sad it is. Originally shared by +Funny Or Die Here&#39;s Eric Cantor&#39;s cover letter that landed him his new million-dollar-a-year finance job with no finance experience: http:\/\/bit.ly\/WI9C4L View on Google+<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":45033,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,21,30,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-plusposts","category-job-jollies","category-jokes","category-politics-law"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/6ORLS.jpgimgmax=660.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":32639,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/02\/26\/eric-cantor-and-the-republican-parties.html","url_meta":{"origin":45032,"position":0},"title":"Eric Cantor and the Republican Parties","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 26-Feb-13 11:50pm","format":false,"excerpt":"A long but fascinating (in alternatingly horrifying, amusing, maddening, and bewildering ways) article about Cantor's attempt to rebrand a GOP that can't decide what it really stands for. 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