{"id":45486,"date":"2014-09-26T07:33:34","date_gmt":"2014-09-26T13:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/09\/26\/forget-it-jake-its-fanfic.html"},"modified":"2014-09-29T10:29:44","modified_gmt":"2014-09-29T16:29:44","slug":"forget-it-jake-its-fanfic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/09\/26\/forget-it-jake-its-fanfic.html","title":{"rendered":""Forget it, Jake. It's FanFic.""},"content":{"rendered":"

Actually, I call Poe http:\/\/rationalwiki.org\/wiki\/Poe's_Law<\/a>) on this, if only because it's gobsmackingly poorly written and<\/i> clumsy in its desire to rewrite the Harry Potter books as evangelical screeds that eliminate the magic<\/del> witchcraft<\/del> devil worship and replace it with ideological wars between True Christians and Catholics, other Fake Christians, and, of course, Atheists.<\/p>\n

On the other hand, I've read worse<\/i> fan fiction, so I could well be wrong.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nMom’s Evangelical Christian Rewrite of Harry Potter CANNOT Be Real<\/a><\/span>
\nExciting news from the fan fiction world! A writer who claims to be an Evangelical stay-at-home mom named Grace Ann has taken it upon herself to remove all the witchcraft devil-worship from Harry Potter and replace it with a more Christian-friendly message. Looks like someone has finally thought of the children — by stripping a children’s book of the very thing that makes it fun to read.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Actually, I call Poe http:\/\/rationalwiki.org\/wiki\/Poe's_Law) on this, if only because it's gobsmackingly poorly written and clumsy in its desire to rewrite the Harry Potter books as evangelical screeds that eliminate the magic witchcraft devil worship and replace it with ideological wars between True Christians and Catholics, other Fake Christians, and, of course, Atheists. On the … Continue reading “"Forget it, Jake. 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