{"id":455,"date":"2003-04-11T06:38:44","date_gmt":"2003-04-11T11:38:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=455"},"modified":"2003-04-11T06:38:44","modified_gmt":"2003-04-11T11:38:44","slug":"ill_take_the_ne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2003\/04\/11\/ill_take_the_ne.html","title":{"rendered":"I’ll take the next question"},"content":{"rendered":"

Esquire presents “Sex Tips from Donald Rumsfeld<\/a>.” Anyone who’s listened to a any Pentagon briefings over the past few weeks should get a kick out of this.<\/p>\n

Dear Secretary Rumsfeld<\/b>: My wife and I are happily married, but the spark seems to have gone out of our sex life. How can we spice it up? \u2014Harry Blumenthal, Bakersfield, California <\/i>
\nSecretary Rumsfeld<\/b>: There’s no great mystery here, Harry. It can’t be that hard to understand. You get in there, you do your job, you develop an exit strategy, and you get the heck out of there. That’s the way sex works. Why does everything have to be so difficult?<\/p>\n

(via Andrew Sullivan<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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