Your joke for today:<\/p>\n
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Bob and his wife listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
\nHe pointed at Bob. “For example, you, sir. Can you describe your wife’s favorite
\nflower?”
\nBob leaned over, touched his wife’s arm and gently, smiled lovingly, and whispered, “Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn’t it?”<\/p>\n
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