{"id":45640,"date":"2014-10-03T08:49:24","date_gmt":"2014-10-03T14:49:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/10\/03\/in-case-you-needed-another-reason-not-to-tattoo-your-penis.html"},"modified":"2014-10-13T14:20:32","modified_gmt":"2014-10-13T20:20:32","slug":"in-case-you-needed-another-reason-not-to-tattoo-your-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/10\/03\/in-case-you-needed-another-reason-not-to-tattoo-your-penis.html","title":{"rendered":"In case you needed another reason not to tattoo your penis"},"content":{"rendered":"

One would think the very concept of tattooing your penis<\/i> would be intrinsically<\/i> offputting enough that it would need not further support. But this article offers two further reasons to not … do … that<\/i> … there.<\/i><\/p>\n

1. Because if you tattoo your penis with your girlfriend's name, it might become a bit … socially awkward in the future if she becomes your ex<\/i> girlfriend.<\/p>\n

2. If you engage in illegal acts using your penis, it's a lot more identifiable with a tattoo<\/i> on it.<\/p>\n

(Shudders)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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One would think the very concept of tattooing your penis would be intrinsically offputting enough that it would need not further support. But this article offers two further reasons to not … do … that … there. 1. 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