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(The intro to the alpine scene is my favorite, but there are several chuckles herein.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div><iframe type='text\/html' width='100%' height='385' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WqAAQ0ZZMyw' frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p><span style='font-size:small;'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/eNdExtZdqrw'>View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#39;s not a lot, but there seems to be an increasing move by airlines to come up with interesting \/ amusing \/ engaging safety videos for their flights. This new one by United has a number of amusing moments, amidst the mandated verbiage. 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