{"id":460,"date":"2003-04-10T13:57:16","date_gmt":"2003-04-10T18:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=460"},"modified":"2003-04-10T13:57:16","modified_gmt":"2003-04-10T18:57:16","slug":"dogs_in_elk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2003\/04\/10\/dogs_in_elk.html","title":{"rendered":"Dogs in Elk"},"content":{"rendered":"

This was evidently originally a text exchange, but someone has been kind enough to tablefy it (for easier reading) and provide pumpkin-based illustrations. I present to you the saga of Dogs in Elk<\/a>, which begins …<\/p>\n

Okay – I know how to take meat away from a dog. How do I take a dog away from meat? This is not, unfortunately, a joke.<\/p>\n

(via SfAD <\/a>— hat trick!)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This was evidently originally a text exchange, but someone has been kind enough to tablefy it (for easier reading) and provide pumpkin-based illustrations. 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