{"id":46009,"date":"2014-10-21T21:52:13","date_gmt":"2014-10-22T03:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/10\/21\/the-way-i-dance-it-wouldnt-work.html"},"modified":"2014-11-05T09:30:31","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T16:30:31","slug":"the-way-i-dance-it-wouldnt-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/10\/21\/the-way-i-dance-it-wouldnt-work.html","title":{"rendered":"The way I dance, it wouldn&#039;t work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guaranteed. My dancing is so uncoordinated and uncool, there&#39;d be beer everywhere. Technology is no solution for a DEX of 3.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"sm2wpreshared\">Originally shared by <a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930'>+Jason Howell<\/a>:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Yep. I need this.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div style='text-align:center'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/photos\/115109077044202722504\/albums\/6072736831016439105\/6072736840899393522'><img src='https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/-SYuwE-ganeE\/VEax-2g8d_I\/AAAAAAABGYA\/_5xHmOyUoSY\/dancing%2Bbeer.gif?imgmax=660' \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style='text-align:center'>\n<a href='' style='width:50px;height:50px;display:inline-block;background-size:cover;background-image:url();'><\/a>\u00a0\n<\/div>\n<p><span style='font-size:small;'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/GbWsBPEX86r'>View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guaranteed. My dancing is so uncoordinated and uncool, there&#39;d be beer everywhere. Technology is no solution for a DEX of 3. Originally shared by +Jason Howell: Yep. I need this. \u00a0 View on Google+<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":46010,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-plusposts","category-personal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/dancing+beer.gifimgmax=660.gif","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46009"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46286,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46009\/revisions\/46286"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/46010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}