{"id":4941,"date":"2003-12-01T16:06:36","date_gmt":"2003-12-01T23:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=4941"},"modified":"2014-06-13T17:46:13","modified_gmt":"2014-06-13T23:46:13","slug":"green_eggs_and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2003\/12\/01\/green_eggs_and.html","title":{"rendered":"Green Eggs and Lembas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That about <a title=\"Jay Solo's Verbosity - But You Can Digress Too...\" href=\"http:\/\/www.elhide.com\/solo\/comments.php?id=P1574_0_1_0\">says it all<\/a>.  Well, along with an excerpt, at least:<\/p>\n<p class=\"block\">FRODO:<br \/>\nWould you like some bread and jam?<br \/>\nGANDALF:<br \/>\nI do not want your bread and jam.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m busy being mad at Sam.<br \/>\nHe likes to sneak. He likes to spy.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll grind him up for hobbit pie!<br \/>\nFRODO:<br \/>\nOh, do not grind him up for pie!<br \/>\nHe is a pretty handy guy.<br \/>\nHe mows my grass. 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