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The advantage to drinking my coffee black — aside from avoiding the calories a few teaspoons of sugar and glugs of half-n-half with each cup — is simplicity<\/i>.<\/p>\n

BEFORE<\/u><\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Walk into coffee room.\n
  2. Pour sugar in.\n
  3. Pour coffee in.\n
  4. Take spoon, stir coffee to finish getting sugar mixed.\n
  5. Go to fridge, get out half-n-half.\n
  6. Pour in half-n-half.\n
  7. Return half-n-half to fridge.\n
  8. Stir half-n-half into coffee.\n
  9. Clean spoon.\n
  10. Leave.<\/ol>\n

    NOW<\/u><\/p>\n

      \n
    1. Walk into coffee room.\n
    2. Pour coffee in.\n
    3. Leave.<\/ol>\n

      Oh, and my cup stays a lot cleaner, too.<\/p>\n

      Now, if only coffee tasted as good black as cream-and-sugared.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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