View on Twitter<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Have purchased our kitchen counter top, which is evidently made of diamonds and unicorn tears #chching View on Twitter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":443,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[78,438],"tags":[760,334],"class_list":["post-49846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets","category-kitchen-remodel","tag-chching","tag-tweet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":51175,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/05\/17\/what-mythical-creature-are-you.html","url_meta":{"origin":49846,"position":0},"title":"What Mythical Creature Are You?","author":"***Dave","date":"Sun 17-May-15 5:54pm","format":false,"excerpt":"I, evidently, am a unicorn. Droll comments will lead to a good swift kick. Or worse. My result is: You're a Unicorn. What is yours? Much like the Unicorn, you're known for being kind and pure at heart. You're incredibly empathetic and charitable to all you encounter, making you a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "~PlusPosts"","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":138087,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2019\/03\/06\/kitchen-mis-design.html","url_meta":{"origin":49846,"position":1},"title":"Kitchen Mis-Design","author":"***Dave","date":"Wed 6-Mar-19 11:08pm","format":false,"excerpt":"The New Employer moved into this building last summer, everything all new-designed and spiffy and fresh. The kitchens are a disaster. They're huge, certainly -- forty feet long, a dozen feet wide. You could hold a small party in here. Entrances on either end, so traffic flow of that sort\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Architecture"","block_context":{"text":"Architecture","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/media\/architecture"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/work-kitchen.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/work-kitchen.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/work-kitchen.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/work-kitchen.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/work-kitchen.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/work-kitchen.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":13503,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/11\/26\/i_waste_madame_leota_with.html","url_meta":{"origin":49846,"position":2},"title":"“I waste Madame Leota with my crossbow!”","author":"***Dave","date":"Wed 26-Nov-08 8:28pm","format":false,"excerpt":"The Haunted Mansion (Walt Disney World Magic Kingdom version) done up lovingly as a level map for the FPS game Counter-Strike.\u00a0 It's impressive both as an effort and as a...","rel":"","context":"In "Disney\/Pixar"","block_context":{"text":"Disney\/Pixar","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/media\/franchises\/disney"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1908,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/04\/10\/heres_one_i_hav.html","url_meta":{"origin":49846,"position":3},"title":"Here’s one I have no sympathy for","author":"***Dave","date":"Wed 10-Apr-02 1:18pm","format":false,"excerpt":"The Authors Guild is lambasting Amazon for promoting the sale of used books. Amazon has been offering this service for about a year, and evidently (though I've not gotten any...","rel":"","context":"In "Media Moguls"","block_context":{"text":"Media Moguls","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/media\/media-moguls"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":49236,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/01\/11\/kitchen-project-day-67-prepping-the-garage-kitchen.html","url_meta":{"origin":49846,"position":4},"title":"Kitchen Project – Day 67: Prepping the Garage Kitchen","author":"***Dave","date":"Sun 11-Jan-15 1:27pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Not a lot of outside progress to show, as the contractor has been having problems with crews on another job and is trying to get that situation in hand before getting the framing started on our end. In the interim, since in theory the kitchen goes \"down\" in 2-3 weeks,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "~PlusPosts"","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_20150111_123707720_HDR.jpgimgmax%3D660.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":18975,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2010\/10\/21\/mystery-solved.html","url_meta":{"origin":49846,"position":5},"title":"Mystery solved!","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 21-Oct-10 6:49pm","format":false,"excerpt":"We've been trying to figure out, as a mild mystery in the household to which we've not been able to devote much time, how come we've been going through so many kitty treats. This gets a bit confusing to track, since the cats beg (semi-successfully) every time someone's in the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Pets"","block_context":{"text":"Pets","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/personal\/pets"},"img":{"alt_text":"Mimi","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4043\/4503837751_9e78b7bdf5.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49846","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/443"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49846"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49846\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50906,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49846\/revisions\/50906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}