{"id":49919,"date":"2015-03-22T21:55:14","date_gmt":"2015-03-23T03:55:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/03\/22\/this-is-why-my-daughter-wisely-rarely-invites-friends-over.html"},"modified":"2015-05-10T14:26:54","modified_gmt":"2015-05-10T20:26:54","slug":"this-is-why-my-daughter-wisely-rarely-invites-friends-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/03\/22\/this-is-why-my-daughter-wisely-rarely-invites-friends-over.html","title":{"rendered":"This is why my daughter, wisely, rarely invites friends over"},"content":{"rendered":"

+<\/span>Kay Hill<\/a><\/span> knows me too well.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nBest Dad Ever | Whatever<\/a><\/span>
\nJust sent this to my dad so I’m expecting an angry text from my baby sister (15) in 3…2…1… (not that he needs help in the embarrassing her in front oh her friends department, but he always appreciates a good idea). Robin in NM says: March 14, 2015 at 8:29 pm. Poor Athena.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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+Kay Hill knows me too well. Best Dad Ever | Whatever Just sent this to my dad so I’m expecting an angry text from my baby sister (15) in 3…2…1… (not that he needs help in the embarrassing her in front oh her friends department, but he always appreciates a good idea). 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