{"id":50227,"date":"2015-04-30T12:06:00","date_gmt":"2015-04-30T18:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/04\/30\/theyre-coming-to-take-us-away-ha-ha.html"},"modified":"2015-05-04T15:50:35","modified_gmt":"2015-05-04T21:50:35","slug":"theyre-coming-to-take-us-away-ha-ha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/04\/30\/theyre-coming-to-take-us-away-ha-ha.html","title":{"rendered":"They&#039;re coming to take us away, ha-ha!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>&#39;The Governor of one of the 50 states ordered his national guard forces to &ldquo;monitor&rdquo; the U.S. Military to insure they are not planning to turn Texas into Nazi Germany. This is, by the way, the same U.S. Military which has <\/i><b><i>15 bases<\/i><\/b><i> in the state of Texas.&#39;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Yeesh.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, how surprising is it that the folk who keep nattering about how they have a right to secede now worry that the Gubbiment might be taking steps to stop them. It&#39;s only a small cognitive lurch to get there.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"sm2wpreshared\">Originally shared by <a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930'>+Harold Chester<\/a>:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Conspiracy theory, Texas style. Is the US government going to invade Texas and declare martial law?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"sm2wp\"><p>\n<a style='display:inline;' href='http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2015\/04\/30\/right_wing_lunatics_think_the_military_is_planning_to_invade_texas_heres_why\/'><br \/>\n<img src='https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/eFKouaymaFZhl4nidXjXJgPF8aWxvpMpKoSwOv_XDIY0zlrf4pUM6mub2lUxDMxQ8ek25A71cQv5VylsuQs=w506-h303-p' border='0' style='max-width:650px;'\/><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:large;'><a href='http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2015\/04\/30\/right_wing_lunatics_think_the_military_is_planning_to_invade_texas_heres_why\/'>Right-wing lunatics think the military is planning to invade Texas. Here&rsquo;s why.<\/a><\/span><br \/>\nThe Tea Party actually thinks the military is about to attack the Lone Star State. We wish we were making this up\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style='font-size:small;'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+DaveHill47\/posts\/DLkx4vHeWSX'>View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#39;The Governor of one of the 50 states ordered his national guard forces to &ldquo;monitor&rdquo; the U.S. Military to insure they are not planning to turn Texas into Nazi Germany. This is, by the way, the same U.S. Military which has 15 bases in the state of Texas.&#39; Yeesh. Of course, how surprising is it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/04\/30\/theyre-coming-to-take-us-away-ha-ha.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;They&#039;re coming to take us away, ha-ha!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,381,349],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts","category-conspiracy-nuts","category-military"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":50261,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/05\/03\/dont-take-the-brown-pills.html","url_meta":{"origin":50227,"position":0},"title":"Don&#039;t take the brown pills","author":"***Dave","date":"Sun 3-May-15 12:51pm","format":false,"excerpt":"That stuff will make you freaking paranoid! 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