Y’know, if I were to come to work and find that nobody in our break room had yet made any coffee, I wouldn’t even consider wandering around to other break rooms trying to find one that had coffee made in it. I’d make some coffee, instead.<\/p>\n
Oh, wait — that’s what I do <\/i>do. Which is why, I suspect, I end up making so much coffee.<\/p>\n
Rrg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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