{"id":51223,"date":"2015-05-21T12:04:43","date_gmt":"2015-05-21T18:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/05\/21\/weapons-tricks-not-to-use-in-your-writing.html"},"modified":"2015-05-21T12:04:43","modified_gmt":"2015-05-21T18:04:43","slug":"weapons-tricks-not-to-use-in-your-writing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/05\/21\/weapons-tricks-not-to-use-in-your-writing.html","title":{"rendered":"Weapons tricks not to use in your writing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At least, not if you want to write something vaguely realistic. If you&#39;re going all cinematic \/ epic \/ comic-booky, here some weapons tricks to be sure you include.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"sm2wp\"><p>\n<a style='display:inline;' href='http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_20453_6-spectacularly-bad-ideas-movies-convinced-you-are-badass.html'><br \/>\n<img src='https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/uDcMORIGVB7CtynXLfD3Lac0zEa40DbBE1SbuUMlCdjon6H6M74N9xcCUMmpQKUUnOA9vS9NaUCKhiRVTQ0LKbiEIP2AyY4h5nY7k1dK=w120-h120' border='0' style='max-width:650px;'\/><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:large;'><a href='http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_20453_6-spectacularly-bad-ideas-movies-convinced-you-are-badass.html'>6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas Movies Convinced You Are Badass | Cracked.com<\/a><\/span><br \/>\nThe next time you&#8217;re trapped in a building with German terrorists, remember that you&#8217;d be better off not trying to do any of these things.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style='font-size:small;'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+DaveHill47\/posts\/3bGVUWGjjSG'>View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At least, not if you want to write something vaguely realistic. If you&#39;re going all cinematic \/ epic \/ comic-booky, here some weapons tricks to be sure you include. 6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas Movies Convinced You Are Badass | Cracked.com The next time you&#8217;re trapped in a building with German terrorists, remember that you&#8217;d be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/05\/21\/weapons-tricks-not-to-use-in-your-writing.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Weapons tricks not to use in your writing&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10504,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2007\/01\/03\/but_what_if_he_wanted_a_p.html","url_meta":{"origin":51223,"position":0},"title":"But what if he wanted a picture with a pointed stick?","author":"***Dave","date":"Wed 3-Jan-07 11:10pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Kid wants a yearbook picture with him in his chain mail and prop sword. 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