{"id":51301,"date":"2015-05-29T18:21:13","date_gmt":"2015-05-30T00:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/05\/29\/maybe-h2-should-hire-the-cracked-writers.html"},"modified":"2015-05-29T18:21:13","modified_gmt":"2015-05-30T00:21:13","slug":"maybe-h2-should-hire-the-cracked-writers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/05\/29\/maybe-h2-should-hire-the-cracked-writers.html","title":{"rendered":"Maybe H2 should hire the Cracked writers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every other night seems to be &quot;Ancient Astronaut Marathon Night&quot; on the H2 channel, but those folk take themselves so seriously (hairstyles aside), it&#39;s just frustrating watching more than a few breathless-toned minutes of any of it.<\/p>\n<p>Now, if they hired the Cracked team &#8212; I&#39;d watch the heck out of that stuff.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"sm2wp\"><p>\n<a style='display:inline;' href='http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_20600_5-mysterious-structures-with-creepy-unknown-origins.html'><br \/>\n<img src='https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/vbqdwiq_ONeGwFE_OjzAiyAMs8mlPrBsP3LudV4_14K665dc7JIEVq9L0XO2ZjoCArT53msjF2QS7mC97g2GRXMvq5OZGQSeWnwDwIkC=w120-h120' border='0' style='max-width:650px;'\/><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\n<span style='font-size:large;'><a href='http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_20600_5-mysterious-structures-with-creepy-unknown-origins.html'>5 Mysterious Structures With Creepy Unknown Origins | Cracked.com<\/a><\/span><br \/>\nWhile archaeology isn&#8217;t all whips and fedoras, every now and again, archaeologists stumble upon something that defies normal logic and convention.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style='font-size:small;'><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+DaveHill47\/posts\/VbFLFzXs7Jw'>View on Google+<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every other night seems to be &quot;Ancient Astronaut Marathon Night&quot; on the H2 channel, but those folk take themselves so seriously (hairstyles aside), it&#39;s just frustrating watching more than a few breathless-toned minutes of any of it. Now, if they hired the Cracked team &#8212; I&#39;d watch the heck out of that stuff. 5 Mysterious &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/05\/29\/maybe-h2-should-hire-the-cracked-writers.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Maybe H2 should hire the Cracked writers&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":128622,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/11\/06\/aliens-are-getting-rid-of-the-h2-channel.html","url_meta":{"origin":51301,"position":0},"title":"ALIENS ARE GETTING RID OF THE H2 CHANNEL!","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 6-Nov-15 3:43pm","format":false,"excerpt":"No, wait, it's not Aliens, it's A&E. 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