{"id":5242,"date":"2004-04-20T18:16:58","date_gmt":"2004-04-21T01:16:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2004\/04\/20\/blasphemy.html"},"modified":"2004-04-20T18:16:58","modified_gmt":"2004-04-21T01:16:58","slug":"blasphemy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/04\/20\/blasphemy.html","title":{"rendered":"Blasphemy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/marn.diaryland.com\">Marn <\/a>is a fine person.  A fine person indeed.  Sure, she&#8217;s from Canada, but that gives her a quaint, backwoods charm.<\/p>\n<p>So who would have ever thought that she could espouse such <a title=\"Marn's Big Adventure\" href=\"http:\/\/marn.diaryland.com\/nobelprizep.html\">a vile, hateful, abominable idea<\/a> &#8212; even if she does try to dress them up as &#8220;science.&#8221;<br \/>\n<i><br \/>\nToo much? <\/i> Never!  <i>Never<\/i>, I tell you!  That&#8217;s why <i>we <\/i>fought a War for Independence, and those folks up north simply did some sort of namby-pamby Dominion thang!  And they still have a Queen, too!  Which is why they probably get into this, &#8220;Oh, too much!  Too much!&#8221; routine!  I tell you!<\/p>\n<p>Never, <i>ever<\/i>, &#8220;too much!&#8221;  I regret that I have but one sugar level count to give for my country!  <\/p>\n<p>Too much?  <i>Never!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marn is a fine person. A fine person indeed. Sure, she&#8217;s from Canada, but that gives her a quaint, backwoods charm. 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