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An oldie but a goodie …<\/i><\/p>\n

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children…<\/p>\n

“You all have obsessions,” he observed. “These have been expressed in the environment you have created around you.”<\/p>\n

To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”<\/p>\n

He turned to the second mom: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”<\/p>\n

He turns to the third mom. “Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand, and whispers, “Come on, Dick, we’re leaving.”<\/p>\n

(via DaGoddess<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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