Never saw this quote from the weekend (Valentine’s Day, to be precise) show up on the other blog I was expecting it to.<\/p>\n
“Now, a smart <\/i>man would have given me the gift <\/i>receipt.”<\/p>\n
It certainly brought the house down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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