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\nSorry to say it, but you’d probably bite it less that halfway through the flick.
\nWhether it’s because you tend to panic in stressful sitches or because you’d prefer
\nnot to grab a knife and start stabbing back, you’re not getting out alive.
\nExtreme fear would have you frozen in terror, allowing the murderer time to fix himself
\na sandwich before 86-ing you. But hey, it’s not all bad. You’re non-violent and
\nthat’s nice. At least you don’t have to live the rest of your life with memories of
\nall your friends hacked to pieces. And you won’t have to embarass yourself in any
\nsub-par sequels. See, even being the victim of a homicidal rage has it’s good points! <\/small>
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