{"id":5640,"date":"2004-02-03T10:30:18","date_gmt":"2004-02-03T17:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2004\/02\/03\/leaves-of-grass.html"},"modified":"2004-02-03T10:30:18","modified_gmt":"2004-02-03T17:30:18","slug":"leaves_of_grass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/02\/03\/leaves_of_grass.html","title":{"rendered":"Leaves of Grass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I can certainly support folks being more water-wise with their gardens, particularly here in the West, and particularly with ornamental lawns.<\/p>\n<p>But <a title=\"Where the (Faux) Grass Is Greener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/custom\/showcase\/la-me-fakegrass3feb03.story\">fake lawns<\/a>?  Give me a break.<\/p>\n<p>First off, I don&#8217;t believe it looks &#8220;as good.&#8221;  I don&#8217;t believe it won&#8217;t fade.  I do believe that it has a limited lifespan, but I don&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s even 15 years.<\/p>\n<p>I <i>do <\/i>believe it&#8217;s expensive &#8230;  $6-7\/sq. ft.<\/p>\n<p>Um &#8230; guys &#8230; have you considered &#8230; well &#8230; um &#8230; <i>plants?<\/i>  I mean, drought-worthy (if not xeriscape) plants.  A lot prettier, and they grow on their own, and installation is a snap.<\/p>\n<p>Some folks need play areas for kids, I suppose &#8212; though, I suspect, less than most lawns provide.  This might be a good (if expensive) option for them.  But, frankly, most front yards I&#8217;ve seen could use a lot less lawn than they have, particularly in our neck of the woods.<\/p>\n<p><small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/stupidevilbastard.com\/archives\/2004\/02\/03\/throw_away_your_lawn_mower_fake_grass_is_here.php\">Les<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I can certainly support folks being more water-wise with their gardens, particularly here in the West, and particularly with ornamental lawns. But fake lawns? Give me a break. 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