{"id":5648,"date":"2004-02-01T22:08:49","date_gmt":"2004-02-02T05:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2004\/02\/01\/words-to-live-by-4.html"},"modified":"2004-02-01T22:08:49","modified_gmt":"2004-02-02T05:08:49","slug":"words_to_live_b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/02\/01\/words_to_live_b.html","title":{"rendered":"Words to live by"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yup, pretty much<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Just because you can stick toothpicks in your forehead and they\u2019ll stay there and it doesn\u2019t really hurt all that bad doesn\u2019t mean you should go ahead and do it, at Denny\u2019s or any other restaurant.
\nAll those skinheads over there? They\u2019ll beat your ass.
\nYes, popping a paper bag in the mall makes a very loud noise. Yes, you can hear that shit echoing all through the place. Yes, rent-a-cops are all dicks.
\nNow that you\u2019ve climbed up there, it\u2019s a lot higher than it looks, isn\u2019t it? Dumbass.<\/p>\n

(via BoingBoing<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yup, pretty much. Just because you can stick toothpicks in your forehead and they\u2019ll stay there and it doesn\u2019t really hurt all that bad doesn\u2019t mean you should go ahead…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-potpourri"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17352,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2010\/05\/11\/tweets-from-2010-05-11-2.html","url_meta":{"origin":5648,"position":0},"title":"Tweets from 2010-05-11","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 11-May-10 11:30pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Doing Write: 100 Words - \"Some Assembly Required\" http:\/\/bit.ly\/d3v7ld # At lunch with one of the company XVPs (with a few dozen others). 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