{"id":5665,"date":"2004-01-28T12:25:34","date_gmt":"2004-01-28T19:25:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2004\/01\/28\/guess-thats-why-im-an-it-manager.html"},"modified":"2004-01-28T12:25:34","modified_gmt":"2004-01-28T19:25:34","slug":"guess_thats_why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/01\/28\/guess_thats_why.html","title":{"rendered":"Guess that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m an IT Manager"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"5\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px\">\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\">You are <b><span style=\"color: #090\">45%<\/span><\/b> geek<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"45% Geek!\" src=\"\/blog\/images\/ptest\/geek1.jpg\" width=\"120\" height=\"170\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. 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