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Who knew there was such a crime wave in avocados<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Of course, as far as I’m concerned, they could all be stolen. And smuggled out of the country. And dumped in the ocean. No, wait, I like the ocean. Bleah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Who knew there was such a crime wave in avocados? Of course, as far as I’m concerned, they could all be stolen. And smuggled out of the country. 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