{"id":5728,"date":"2004-07-27T15:05:28","date_gmt":"2004-07-27T22:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2004\/07\/27\/if-you-knew-eliza-like-i-knew-eliza.html"},"modified":"2004-07-27T15:05:28","modified_gmt":"2004-07-27T22:05:28","slug":"if_you_knew_eli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/07\/27\/if_you_knew_eli.html","title":{"rendered":"If you knew eliza like I knew eliza …"},"content":{"rendered":"

Take the Stone Age “eliza” program (a simple software bot that responds rather stupidly to questions and comments you type to it) …<\/p>\n

… tweak it to add a bunch of sexual responses …<\/p>\n

… set it up on a “sex chat” IRC, full of people who can’t type, write, or otherwise compose a coherent sentence … <\/p>\n

… and you end up with a bunch of people who really think they’re having chat room sex with someone.<\/p>\n

And we’ve got the logs to prove it.<\/a><\/p>\n

reduz asked me to make the eliza bot better. i’m not smart enough to make like neural networks and natural language parsing and contextual branching decision matrices, but i sure as hell know how to talk like a guy pretending to be a dumb girl. it is sort of like
\njenny18: heeeeeyyyy how r u? =) wanna sex? lol<\/em><\/p>\n

Amazing.<\/p>\n

(via BoingBoing<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Take the Stone Age “eliza” program (a simple software bot that responds rather stupidly to questions and comments you type to it) … … tweak it to add a bunch…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hi-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12164,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2007\/11\/01\/joss_on_fox.html","url_meta":{"origin":5728,"position":0},"title":"Joss on Fox?","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 1-Nov-07 9:55am","format":false,"excerpt":"Interview with Joss Whedon on his new series, Dollhouse, which will star Eliza Dushku.\u00a0 It sounds interesting (if vaguely River-like in overtone) -- but ... 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