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If you &#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Go get a big jug of grapefruit juice from the garage.\n<li>Shake it up.\n<li>Take off the cap and set the jug on the kitchen counter.\n<li>Pick up a magazine to read.\n<li>Go get a glass.\n<li>Fill the glass with ice.\n<li>Go back to counter.\n<li>Set the magazine down, but continue reading it.\n<li>Pick up the jug of grapefruit juice and give it a good shake &#8230;<\/ul>\n<p>\n&#8230; then you can spread grapefruit juice over an incredible area, including counter, floor, and self.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, kids.  Klutzmasters are trained professionals.  Don&#8217;t do this at home unless Mommy tells you to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I discovered something interesting last night. If you &#8230; Go get a big jug of grapefruit juice from the garage. Shake it up. 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